What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:10

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
Live and Let Die
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love